Click on the cracker to pop it and see the question. Click on the question to see the answer. Click again to move onto the next cracker containing the next joke.
There are 22 jokes in all, followed by a couple of Christmas cartoons and finally a Christmas poem. Good luck!
A unique Christmas message for you on this day,
This day of individuals.
It's all for one and one for all!
(That should leave no residuals).
A day for good and not for bad.
Where does all that sin go?
A day to admire the microcosm,
Within the Myer window.
A day for presents and Christmas specials.
A day for giving and taking.
A day for saying "It's just what I wanted!"
A day for sleeping, not waking.
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