New Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Every year the same old Christmas cracker jokes come out and everyone groans
at how bad they are. So this year (2004) I wrote my own jokes. They are still
suitably bad, as required by the Christmas cracker format, but at least they're
new!
Click on the cracker to pop it and see the question. Click on the
question to see the answer. Click again to move onto the next cracker
containing the next joke.
There are 22 jokes in all, followed by a couple of Christmas
cartoons and finally a Christmas poem. Good luck!
These are photos of the actual Christmas crackers I made. The polyhedral
images used on the Christmas crackers were created using
Great Stella, a program I wrote for creating
polyhedra and printing their nets.
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