Robert Webb's Home Page

Howdy, and welcome to yet another home page. Below are some random photos of me, for your endless amusement. Click here to contact me.

Here are a few of my projects:

• Flippant. Tile-flipping puzzle game for Android.
• MineSweeper3D. I wrote a 3D version of the popular Minesweeper game. More addictive than the original!
• Worlds Kaleid. Real-time kaleidoscope app for Android.
• Polyhedron making. I wrote a program called Stella, which you can find out about here. You'll also find lots of models I've built in the gallery.
• I write music under the name Disconnectica.
• Short film making.
• My article about graphs used by the anti-vaccination movement.
• Click here for my groan-worthy Christmas cracker jokes. They may be bad, but at least they're new!
• The Adventures of Guinea Cracker.
  

Work-places:

• Jul 2008 - Nov 2015: Spatial / Redstick
  Worked on Spatial's product Architect Odyssey, an architectural CAD package for PCs. From April 2011 also worked on a mobile app called Redstick for drawing floor plans. Director of both companies Milton Wilde still owes me a very large sum of money for my work. He continues to sell software containing my unpaid work. As his companies go under, he just continues the same business under a new name (this is called illegal phoenixing activity). His Architect and Modeller software, which he continues to sell, has passed through 4 companies now (Caddsman Pty Ltd, ART Pacific Pty Ltd, Spatial Pty Ltd, and Cambridge Interests Pty Ltd), and contains unpaid work of mine and unpaid work of other developers. Milton Wilde is also the candidate for Deakin under the United Australia Party (UAP) in the 2019 Australian election. If you have had your own problems with Milton Wilde, please contact me.
• Apr 2005 - Jun 2008: Worked from home
  Worked on my own projects, including the ones listed above.
• Sep 1996 - Apr 2005: Blaze International (formerly Blaze Software)
  Lead programmer on famous3D facial motion capture and animation software.
• Nov 1994 - Apr 1996: Wormald Technology
  Worked on the F-111C flight simulator for the RAAF.
• Mar 1992 - Nov 1994: Advanced Computer Graphics Centre, RMIT
  Research into collision detection and physics in 3D virtual environments.

Some self-important words of attempted wisdom:

• Patience pays prosperity's price.
• 'Tis better to live slowly than die quickly.
• She who reads between the lines, writes the book herself.
• Is life really too short to care what people think, or too long not to?
• We can only stand on the shoulders of whichever giant happens to be under us.
• There are plenty more fish in the sea, but mostly it's just water.
• Dreams never die, but people may wake up.
• To see what's there, look around you;
  To see what isn't, look within.
• Never mistake intuition for knowledge.
• The great self-deception: "I don't know how I know, I just know".
• Why doesn't the phrase "goes without saying" apply to itself?